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Friday 26 July 2013

Why It All Comes Down To Men In Wigs


Regular content has been suspended this week. In light of recent events, Siouxsie will be holding back her piece on representations of North Korea in modern literature. This week’s article has been penned by RAGING FEMINIST SIOUXSIE. Normal service will resume just as soon as my faith in the 50% of humanity bearing meat and two veg in their underwear is restored. Thank you for your attention.



It is a sad fact that sexism and misogyny are alive and kicking in the 21st century. It is a tragic fact that this is true not just of the real, flesh and blood world of politics, media representation and day to day interactions, but also of the ‘meta’ world of fiction, publishing and bookselling.

This is not a new topic. A few posts ago, I vented my incredulity at the jaw-dropping level of incompetence that went into designing the special edition anniversary cover of The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath. Let’s just remind ourselves of that particular travesty:

Oh God. It's still so horrible...


Oh, yep. There we go. It’s a novel about the feminine condition. Make-up must be involved to some degree. Look, she’s having a pout. Bet that sorts out her hysterical depression. Women, eh?! AMIRIGHT?!

I was quite happy to have made that point and reassured that feedback from readers and customers (yes, I ranted at work, too) broadly mirrored my point of view. Although I am a card carrying feminist, this is a book blog, and I hadn’t intended to make a regular feature of my raging against the patriarchy. Rather, I wanted to write about North Korea. But, over the past couple of weeks, the two worlds collided in somewhat spectacular fashion.



      1)      I was told that certain members of head office believed my displays were too ‘male-centric’. I should, it was intimated, be tailoring feature space with clear demarcation between books ‘for the girls’ and books ‘for the boys’.

Look. I have nothing against chick-lit. If Sophie Kinsella, Marian Keyes et al. are happy for their books to be marketed in a certain way with a certain demographic in mind, so be it. As a category generally spanning romance and low-level family drama, that’s fine. But to assume that that is all women want to read is insulting. As insulting as assuming that all men want to read are books listing the ballistic power of various types of military hardware a la Andy Mcnab and Tom Clancy. 

This one go BOOM


None of the above, by the way, feature anywhere in my displays.  They sell perfectly well from the shelves. In between the stereotyped fiction are a million variations on the concept of literature with no specific demographic in mind other that ‘people that like books’. As a bookseller, it is these people that I am aiming to please. Sorry if this comes across as snobbish, but with our tables featuring themes such as ‘Cult’ ‘Great American Novels’ and ‘Best of British’, I’m not sure where any of the above would really slot in.
But maybe I am wrong.

     2)      On recommending ‘The Eyre Affair’ by Jasper Fforde to a customer who had shown interest in alternate history. “Oh. I’m afraid not, darling. The main character’s a girl. I can never identify with female characters”.

Really. You can’t? You read fiction, a genre dependent on the suspension of disbelief. Furthermore, you’re a fan of sci-fi and alternate realities. You, as a reader, are capable of imagining yourself taking off from Earth, into space, onto an alien planet and into a giant mech suit with a plasma gun. But all this is dependent on testosterone? You can’t imagine yourself out of your penis and evolutionarily irrelevant nipples for two-hundred pages?!? Your capacity for basic empathy has been so stunted that, although the concept of aliens is hunky-dory, a female protagonist in a novel that doesn’t even begin to tackle anything linked to the feminine condition is just too much? Dude. What have you got against boobs?

You need help. Also, don't call me darling.

The ultimate mind-fuck


      3)      On showing a customer around the sci-fi/fantasy section, our (female) specialist bookseller - who has garnered a certain amount of notoriety online and in our local area for her encyclopaedic knowledge of her section – is approached by a second customer.
“Excuse me,” he interrupts as she recommends titles from her shelves, “but sci-fi’s kind of my thing.”
 He then proceeds to man-splain her own section to her.

This event is closely linked to…

      4)      I am standing at the tills. A customer approaches, with what can only be described as an Inspector Clousot expression on his face. ‘Who writes your recommendations?!’ He barks, pointing at our film bay. “We do,” I answer. His expression morphs in to a Baldrick-esque parody of cunning.
“     "Really?” he sneers. “So who wrote the card for A Clockwork Orange in Nadsat?”
“I did.”
“No you didn’t. It’s not a girls’ book.”
“Actually, I wrote part of my dissertation about it at uni.”
“Sure.”
And he oozes off, hopefully to be run over by a parked car.

These are all genuine examples of sexism that have occurred in one bookshop, in one city, to myself and one other bookseller over the space of a couple of weeks. Am I alone in being horrified?

As I have mentioned before, I studied English Literature at university, then fell straight into the worlds of publishing and bookselling. Unlike what I witnessed during a brief stint in bar work and catering, the book world is DOMINATED by women. At university, my course was split 60/40 women. In publishing, although the board level roles are still skewed towards the men, companies I have worked for are staffed largely by intelligent, hard working women. The same goes for bookselling.

So who’s propagating the stereotype of the illiterate female? Are people under the impression that male literature students study 18th Century literature and war poetry whilst female students gaze at the ceiling, writing emoticon ridden essays about Little Miss Naughty and Spot the Dog?


I think Spot's motivation is that he wants his teddy. A lot. LOL.


Do people really believe that some girls learned to read SOLEY so we could slowly pick out the letters in Fifty Shades of Grey, then immediately forgot again as the concept of shoes returned to dominate our tiny brains?

Such people must be constantly bamboozled by current literary trends. Hilary Mantel, a multi-award winning female novelist who writes about the political intricacies of the Tudor court. No. Frickking. Way. She must be a man in a wig. Women haven’t even heard of Thomas Cromwell. Or history.

Cromwell? Was he, like, cute?

The current Booker longlist is made up mostly of female writers? Sorry. No. Men again. In wigs. ALL WOMEN IN LITERATURE ARE MEN IN WIGS, have you not got this yet?

Responsible for all of the work attributed to Zadie Smith.


The more things change, the more they stay the same. Although it is no longer strictly necessary for authors to write under male pseudonyms - a la George Eliot - in order to be published, many of them do. Still more choose to initialise their first names in order to maintain ambiguity over their sex in the early days of their careers (I’m looking at you, J.K Rowling).

And that’s all folks. I have no solution. No clever way of eradicating this hateful trend. Despite every piece of evidence we offer them;  university figures, knowledgeable booksellers, fantastic female novelists writing prize-winning works of art, every single woman they’ve ever seen reading classic literature, sci-fi or political treatise on a bus or train, some men would rather believe that we’re stupid by virtue of our ovaries. Because attacking our intelligence is the quickest way of convincing themselves that we’re not equals. That we cannot run companies, let alone countries. 

Ovaries. FEAR THEM.