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Monday, 22 October 2012

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Let’s Pretend This Never Happened

By Jenny Lawson

 

 

 

At the time of writing, Badly Stuffed Animals (the Facebook group for fans of grinning foxes, misshapen owls and strangely flirtatious cats) has accumulated roughly 54,341 ‘likes’.  That’s over 20,000 more than the average attendance to a Premier League football match.

But, of their legions of fans – how many would get entangled in vicious Ebay bidding wars in order to purchase an exquisitely stuffed miniature pony, with the aim of naming him ‘Pony Danza’, “Pony Soprano” or possibly even “Al Capony”? How many already own a small diorama of a jazz band made up of ethically taxidermied mice in bow ties?

Enter Jenny Lawson, A.K.A The Bloggess.

Largely unknown in the U.K outside of certain Internet communities, Lawson’s ‘mostly true memoir’  Let’s Pretend This Never Happened came out in paperback in spring of this year. Although an internet celebrity in her own right, having never followed the Bloggess’s activities online is actually an advantage when reading her book. Firstly, comprised as it is of mainly autobiographical blog posts, the book format allows Lawson to tell her life story chronologically.  Secondly, her humour hits you full force. Right to the face. The recommendations on the cover are no mere rent-a-quotes: Lawson is seriously funny.

It’s all somewhat unexpected. One of the first things that you learn about the author is that she suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis, OCD, Depression and Social Anxiety Disorder. It’s hard to think of a more socially and physically disabling cluster of diseases. But, somehow, they all become grist to Lawson’s mill. Ever winced after a party remembering some minor gaffe or social faux-pas? Read about Lawson hiding in the toilets after telling a group of strangers about a serial killer attacker that turned out to be a cat. You’ll feel better.

But it’s not all gallows humour. The author’s penchant for amusingly (and ethically) taxidermied creations, coupled with stories of her unusual childhood as the daughter of a man not unlikely to toss wild bobcats at potential suitors makes for an engrossing, lively, occasionally dark, but, it bears repetition, intensely funny read.

It seems everyone’s writing a memoir this year; and in the run up to Christmas, thousands will become duplicate Christmas presents. Take a chance on something a little more bizarre, if only to find out why, whilst the name Beyoncé isn’t exactly as synonymous with giant metal chickens as it is with global pop-stardom, it should be.
 
 

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